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  Do you believe Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene and had a son?

  by winnie in

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  after the 'discovery' of jesus' family tomb in jerusalem, does anyone believe that jesus was married to mary and had a son called judah?.

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  Brother Apostate

  nope.
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  Have you noticed?

  by SPAZnik in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  lately my family member that is still undecided about staying out or going back keeps mentioning this big push that the jws keep emphasising that "we are really really really near the end.

  this is the very very very end.

  we are deep deep deep into the end.

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  Brother Apostate

  Everytime a new publication is relesed, it seems the "end is now very, very near".

  It's the voluntary Alzheimers of being a Dub that makes them forget or belittle the memory of the other "end is now very, very near", and the one before that, and the one before that.........................................

  “No one knows, however, when that day and hour will come-neither the angels in heaven not the Son, the Father alone knows. The coming of the Son of Man will be like what happened in the time of Noah. In the days before the flood people ate and drank, men and women married, up to the very day Noah went into the boat; yet they did not realize what was happening until the flood came and swept them all away. That is how it will be when the Son of Man comes. At that time two men will be working in a field: one will be left behind. Two women will be at a mill grinding meal: one will be left behind. Watch out, then, because you do not know what day your Lord will come. If the owner of a house knew the time when the thief would come, you can be sure that he would say awake and not let the thief break into his house. So then, you also must always be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you are not expecting him.”

  Matthew 24:36-44
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  Things YOU eat, that other people think is weird.

  by misanthropic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this mornings events have got me thinking about things.

  i love peanut butter, not the sweet kind but i like the old fashioned peanut butter, usually laura scudder's with no sugar or preservatives - it just tastes better imo.

  i put it on everything including pancakes which are really good with peanut butter and maple syrup.

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  How about purple corn coolaid? I drank that in Peru, it is called chicha morada. They also tried to make me eat guinea pig and deep fried frog, the whole frog...

  You are correct- I missed one. Also, corny jokes. OK that's two I missed.

  Mmmmmmm, corn.

  Mmmmmmmm. Guinea pig.

  Mmmmmmmmmm. Deep fried frog. The whole frog. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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  What is Hell

  by Mrs Smith in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  is the jw teaching on hell correct or is there a real hell fire?

  has anyone done some research on this.

  this is one bible topic i just can't get my head around.

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  Brother Apostate

  Q: What is Hell?

  A: a JW Assembly.
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  Things YOU eat, that other people think is weird.

  by misanthropic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this mornings events have got me thinking about things.

  i love peanut butter, not the sweet kind but i like the old fashioned peanut butter, usually laura scudder's with no sugar or preservatives - it just tastes better imo.

  i put it on everything including pancakes which are really good with peanut butter and maple syrup.

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  Brother Apostate

  Corn ice cream, corn fritters, corn on the cob, corn whiskey (bourbon), corn niblets, creamed corn, corn casserole, corn salad, barleycorn, corn chowder, corn soup, corn flour, corn syrup, candy corn, it's all good!

  I'm always amazed at how ingestion of corn and corn products produces bouyant floaters the next day.

  They should make ships out of corn.

  What would have become of the Titanic and Lusitania were they manufactured from corn?

  Just wondering.
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  OTHERS WITH YOUR SAME NAME. CHECK IT OUT.

  by Outaservice in

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  2. friends

  do you think your name is unique?

  you might be surprised!.

  put in your first and last name and see how many people in the united states have your same name.. http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/.

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  Brother Apostate

  Nobody else with my name?

  Why, aren't I special!

  Who knew?

  Evil Apostate There are 1 people in the U.S. with the first name Evil. This name is not found in our database, this means the name is relatively uncommon. what this means. There are 1 people in the U.S. with the last name Apostate. This name is not found in our database, this means the name is relatively uncommon. what this means. Evil Apostate There are 1 people in the U.S. named Evil Apostate.
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  OTHERS WITH YOUR SAME NAME. CHECK IT OUT.

  by Outaservice in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  do you think your name is unique?

  you might be surprised!.

  put in your first and last name and see how many people in the united states have your same name.. http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/.

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  Talk on Apostates

  by IslandBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  have you ever walked on the beach and tried following another persons footprints; matching your own steps with them as exactly as possible?

  by calling ourselves christians, we have indicated our desire to do just that, to follow closely in the footsteps of christ.

  have you ever noticed though that on a crowded beach, , there were several sets of footprints, many of them may look alike.

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  Brother Apostate

  Island Brother,

  I believe this message board might be just what you are looking for:

  http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-cult_q0.html

  Love,

  BA
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  Things YOU eat, that other people think is weird.

  by misanthropic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this mornings events have got me thinking about things.

  i love peanut butter, not the sweet kind but i like the old fashioned peanut butter, usually laura scudder's with no sugar or preservatives - it just tastes better imo.

  i put it on everything including pancakes which are really good with peanut butter and maple syrup.

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  Brother Apostate

  Yuck I hope you brush & floss your teeth after to make sure there are no worm guts stuck in between your teeth, you know that's the #1 cause for tooth decay among people who eat Banana Worm Bread.

  It's never a problem for me- before I go to sleep each night, I simply pick 32 maggots out of the garbage, one for each tooth, andinsert them carefully into their evening lair. They gently massage my teeth and gums overnight whilst I sleep soundly.

  Then in the AM I have them for breakfast and I'm stuffed to the rafters!

  Maggots- The Natural choice for dental care!
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  Revelling in not believing

  by PaulJ in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ok i've been thinking about posting this for a while.

  i'd really love to see what people think, there might even be people who think the same thing.. as jw's we got every single little thing rammed down our throats right?

  so, we had set beliefs or answers for everything- does god exist?, are there aliens?

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  Brother Apostate

  Everyone has to believe in something.

  I believe I'll have another beer.